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Veselka: Premium Ukranian or Ukranian Premium?
It was very wet last night. Dark, wet, and like a movie in Times Square with happy families huddled under their umbrellas in the fuzzy neon light, taxis splashing puddles. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a white family on a weeknigth in New York, but shit, when am I
4/20 in the most hilarious of ways – The Big Lebowski at the Red Vic!
It’s too far in the day for me to not already be stoned on this lovely holiday, but because of the idiots I manage, I am still without a joint. I’m saving my lung power for a bit of a little tradition that I have come to
New Yorkers, Get Some Trim!: Bumble and Bumble Model Project
As promised a few weeks back, I did finally fight the fear and I headed over to TopsShop last week to check things out. The store itself is terrifying, with multiple levels, flashing lights, loud music and a sea of Long Island-looking girls dragging their bored, glassy-eyed boyfriends around by
The Dildo: Facing the Competition
Last week, at an undisclosed location, in an unattended bathroom, a dildo fell into sight from its hiding spot behind some shampoo. I laughed. Then, when I picked it up, I realized that I had NEVER actually touched a dildo before. Strange, considering I feel like I’ve seen and done
$5 Samurai Brunch – Konichiwa Bitches!
“When I was little my father was famous. He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun’s decapitator…” For those of you who grew up listening to Wu Tang, you’ll recognize those words as the opening lines from The Gza’s Liquid Swords album. The
Fuck the Recession Party Wrap-Up
For all you that didn’t make it to the Fuck the Recession Party, you missed out big time. But no worries, you can still feel like you were there. Just go to the fridge, grab a beer, come back to the computer and turn on some Richie Cunning or Sugar
