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We Have FREE Tickets to Car Seat Headrest @ The Independent!
Matador Records wass thrilled to announce that it had signed Car Seat Headrest back in September of 2015. Virginian Will Toledo (aka CSH), came to Matador having already crafted an 11-album catalog of staggering depth, all self-released on Bandcamp, which had gained him an obsessive following and over 25,000 downloads –
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We’ve got your tickets to Creed Bratton from The Office @ The Chapel!
Fans of NBC’s The Office best know Creed Bratton as the disturbingly hilarious, popular character of the same name. What most do not know is, not only has he been acting since the late 60s, he’s a bona fide classic-rock extraordinaire and a founding member of the legendary rock band
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Oh Great! ‘Hoverboards’ Are Going to be Made Legal on CA Streets
Sorry Brah, but your ‘hoverboard’ is the fucking worst. Your mother thought it was ‘pretty neat’, but that girl in your office who you have a crush on, uses your hoverboard as a punchline in the ladies room. ‘Hoverboards’, don’t actually hover, they are the Segways for guys who…like Segways. They are
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We Have FREE Tickets to Barry Johnson and Frances Quinlan @ The Chapel!
Barry Johnson is the lead vocalist and guitarist for Joyce Manor. Joyce Manor’s first self-titled album in 2011 exploded out of nowhere and their second in 2012 landed them on the storied Asian Man Records, home of all of Barry’s first favorite bands. Across these two albums, they discovered what Joyce
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What to Eat When You’re in The South
Between the joy of a freshly glazed Krispie Kreme donut and the proliferation of bakeries serving things like caramel cream cake and crack pie (look it up, trust me), dentists here are busy
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Pop’s Bar to Start Serving Booze at 6am
I just saw this on Facebook so I figured I’d share the good news. Starting on January 1st, Pop’s will be serving booze at 6am every day! Here’s the reasoning: We are the closest bar to General Hospital. The early shift ends at 7am, come celebrate a hospital happy hour.
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A San Francisco Bar is Being Turned into a Giant Ball Pit!
While there are plenty of bars in this city that could be called “a giant ball pit,” I’m talking about something completely different here.
On March 19th & 20th The Romper Room will be filled with thousands of plastic balls for people like you and me to frolic in. It’ll be just like Chuck E. Cheese, but with booze and without all the pink eye and the stench of feet…hopefully.