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Rep. Haney’s Bill to Help Convert Historical SF Offices to Housing
A new bill from Assemblymember Matt Haney, appears to have brought both YIMBYs and NIMBYs together for fast-tracking conversion of downtown buildings into housing.
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10 Brave, Bizarre, & Beautiful Films at CAAMFest
It’s Asian-American & Pacific Islander Heritage Month 2024. This also means it’s time for the 2024 edition of the annual Center for Asian-American Media Film Festival (hereafter “CAAMFest”). Running from May 9-19, 2024, CAAMFest will screen films at the SFMOMA Phyllis Wattis Theatre, the Great Star Theater, the Roxie Theatre,
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How To Tell If You’re In The Friend Zone Or The Go Zone
DEAR SHAMELESS BY SHAMELESS HEATHER ATLES Hi, I’m Shameless Heather Atles, an expert relationships, sex, and intimacy coach. With years of experience guiding individuals through the complexities of love, connection, and self-worth, my approach combines humor, practical wisdom, deep insights, and actionable steps to empower those navigating the twists and
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4 Legendary Drag Queen Dinosaurs are Coming Together for Jurassic Drag
BY FUDGIE FROTTAGE What could be better than an old school drag show, you ask? A show starring four legendary Drag Queen Dinosaurs: Coco Peru, Jackie Beat, Sherry Vine, Varla Jean Merman and special guest: Roz Hernandez called Jurassic Drag. These Queens are all hilarious, seasoned performers who will have
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This Jerk Parks His Cybertruck in an SF Crosswalk Every Day
I recently got an email from a reader detailing how this complete douche parks his Tesla Cybertruck in the crosswalk every day at Mason and Lombard. The email appropriately titled “Rich Guy Makes Crosswalk Personal Parking Space for Tesla Truck” also came with photographic proof. Here’s the initial email: “This
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Best Bay Area Events 5/7-5/27
Marcus King at The Masonic Don’t miss blues rock guitarist Marcus King when he brings his Mood Swings The World Tour to San Francisco this Friday at The Masonic! This will be an epic show! Get your tix right here. Happy Birthday, Pape by Vanessa Gil, Arts & Events Editor It’s been just a little over
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Meet Balaji Srinivasan – San Francisco’s Premier Tech Fascist
If you’re anything like me, you’re probably wondering who the fuck Balaji Srinivasan is. Well, let me inform you: If you took a crackhead, and you made that crackhead watch Blade Runner on repeat for a year, and then gave that crackhead access to an endless stream of capital via