We asked YOU, our kind readers to submit your funniest, most embarrassing pooping stories in hopes of winning the finest bidet on the market.  You did not disappoint.  We received dozens of stories and selected the very best 10 for your viewing pleasure. WARNING: stories may contain poop…lots of poop.

Hey pervs!  Heralding the hotter days to come with hos, hard-ons and harnesses, the 30th Annual Up Your Alley Street Fair busted through SoMa like a well-lubed fist.  Perhaps because it was an milestone year, this year’s festivities felt more the raunch rodeos of yore than Dore’s of recent memory.

The plan is to move in a tech company called PlanGrid to replace the evicted artists. Do you know what PlanGrid does? It makes apps that help developers and construction companies build faster. Now I don’t know if that is ironic or just sad. The Mission artists are being replaced by a tech company that helps developers tear down their neighborhood faster. Let’s STOP THEM

Marijuana may be legal for everyone in California the morning of January 1, 2017. You wouldn’t even need a referral card — any Californian over 21 would be able to legally purchase, possess and carry cannabis from the delivery service or dispensary of their choice, just like Colorado, Washington and now Oregon

I got to hang out with comedy duo Kris Acimovic and Laura Grey aka ‘CrazyBitch/CrazyPussy‘ in Union Square a few days ago. These ladies are as funny off the stage as they are on. Their sharp wit and endearing modesty made them an absolute joy to chat with. I came

Calling all Gingers! Following the Supreme Court’s vote in favor of same-sex marriage last month, an even greater historic and landmark day will be taking place in San Francisco tomorrow.

This is an open letter from our friends at the Wigg Party.  We are publishing it because simply put…the Wigg Party is awesome, and this new cop…well, we will let you decide:   Dear Captain Sanford, Hi. You’re new here. Welcome. We realize that you guys get moved around a lot and it takes