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27 Jan 2021

The ‘Recall Gavin Newsom’ Effort Is Basically Just 5 Guys

The media is being largely hoodwinked about the “Recall Gavin Newsom” movement, which is currently operating under the name Rescue California. The New York Post calls it “a grassroots recall effort.” Fox News claims the movement is “picking up steam.” Newsweek insists that the effort has “gained traction,” and reprints

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27 Jan 2021

Someone Is Trying To Sell ‘COVID Vaccinated Breast Milk’ On Craigslist

This website has had all manner of fun enjoying a good laugh over some crazy things we’ve seen posted on Craigslist over the years. But no post could be more bizarrely 2021 than this currently live SF Bay Craigslist post trying to sell you supposedly “COVID vaccinated breast milk” for

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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25 Jan 2021

Mayor Breed Announces Outdoor Dining Can Return, Salons Can Reopen Thursday

On the heels of Monday morning’s announcement that California has lifted its stay-at-home orders, Mayor London Breed just announced Monday afternoon that outdoor dining can resume on Thursday, January 28. She also added that hair salons and nail salons can also resume indoor business Thursday, as long as mask and

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25 Jan 2021

Harriet Tubman $20 Bills Are Finally Coming, After Trump Trashed The Plan

Historic news today for those of us who want to see someone other than slave-owning white guys on American dollar bills. New White House press secretary Jen Psaki announced Monday morning that the US Treasury would restart plans to put Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill. The Obama administration announced

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25 Jan 2021

Gavin Newsom Has Lifted The Statewide Stay-At-Home Orders

Those outdoor dining parklets could be rocking again, and sooner than you think. In a Monday morning announcement reported by CNN, Governor Gavin Newsom and the California Department of Public Health announced they are rolling back the statewide stay-at-home orders. These are the more severe orders that Newsom put into

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20 Jan 2021

10 Dirtiest ‘Muppet Show’ Scenes That Disney+ Will Probably Censor

Everyone went gonzo over this week’s news that the Disney+ streaming service would be getting the entire “Muppet Show” library. That’s great, but those of us of a certain age remember that some of these “Muppet Show” scenes were pretty racy, and the Disney censors are probably going to scrub

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20 Jan 2021

Bernie Wore His Meme Jacket To The Inauguration

The inauguration of Joseph R. Biden as the 46th President of the United States will be remembered for the stirring turn of verse from Poet Laureate Amanda Gorman, Jennifer Lopez’ inspiring rendition of “This Land is Your Land,” and  the weep-inducing sight of a the first time ever that a

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20 Jan 2021

Adult Site Bans MyPillow From Pillow Fight Scenes After Trump Controversy

This is the final Broke-Ass Stuart post before the Donald Trump administration ends later this morning, and we never thought things would end as bizarrely as this. MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell’s election fraud conspiracies and attempts to talk Trump into declaring martial law has led to a mass corporate MyPillow

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