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23 Oct 2015

Thievery Corporation’s Rob Garza Talks ‘Phantasm: Halloween at the Armory’

There’s plenty of Halloween parties this year, but there’s only one Halloween party at the Armory and it’s the only one with Rob Garza from Thievery Corporation spinning. This year’s Armory Halloween bash also boasts Syd Gris and the Vau de Vire Society all vamping it up together for Phantasm: A

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15 Oct 2015

Where to Get a Pumpkin in San Francisco and the Bay Area

Most of you are not going to the Half Moon Bay Pumpkin Festival this weekend. Most of you still want a jack-o-lantern on your porch this Halloween season. There are several old-school, total Halloween-spirit pumpkin patches in San Francisco and the greater Bay Area where you can buy a carving

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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09 Oct 2015

Last-Ever ‘Go Deep!’ Lube Wrestling Tonight at Red Hots Burlesque

A slippery, slidey, sexy institution takes its final bow tonight, as the beloved all-girl lube wrestling event Go Deep! has it’s final installment this evening at BeatBox. For five years, Dottie Lux’s Go Deep! has presented the finest in queer ladies lube wrestling, and tonight’s lube wrestling finale gets down

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08 Oct 2015

The SF Mayoral Debate Drinking Game

Tonight is the first and perhaps only 2015 San Francisco Mayoral Debate, and in our modern democracy any political debate calls for a drinking game. The 6:30 p.m. debate is being streamed live on the League of Women Voters website and the SFGovTV YouTube channel, and we’re supplying this San Francisco

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02 Oct 2015

Yes, Your Online Dating Matches Do Show Up In Your Facebook ‘People You May Know’

  Anyone who’s ever swiped right has probably seen their OKCupid, Tinder, Grindr or other online dating matches appear in their Facebook ‘People You May Know’ sidebar. And then felt a little freaked out by this! Yes, the people with whom you’ve matched in online dating do sometimes appear in

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24 Sep 2015

How to ‘Hit’ All the Best Events at Folsom Street Fair

All this is thanks to Folsom Street Events…enjoy! Leather Week climaxes Sunday in our favorite day of the year, the Folsom Street Fair. The world’s largest leather event with the illustriously sordid 30-year history rears its clothing-optional head again Sunday, September 27 from 11 a.m.-6 p.m. in South of Market. If you’re

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17 Sep 2015

Dreamforce 2015: Islands Of Cool Free Sh*t In An Ocean Of Douche

You can do the Dreamforce conference for free the rest of the week. Thursday and Friday are the “free days” where broke shlubs can get in for free with a simple free Dreamforce registration. We broke down what you can expect from the good, the bad, & the douchey

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11 Sep 2015

Why You Should Not Buy an iPhone 6s

There is a new iPhone out, for no better reason than it is September and Apple puts out a new iPhone every September regardless of whether they came up with anything cool or new since last September. But people, you should not buy the new iPhone 6s just because there

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