Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training

06 Sep 2014

The Very Cheapest SF Sports Bars Showing All NFL Games

NFL football is back and every Sunday is a now holy day of obligation to hit bars and watch games. Ten hours watching nonstop live football in a dark, cavernous sports bar is perhaps the finest possible way to spend a beautiful Bay Area autumn Sunday, but that bar tab

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 1
21 Aug 2014

How to Get a Burning Man Ticket if You Still Don’t Have One

Theoretically, you are not supposed to be able to get a Burning Man ticket this late in the game. But are you serious about still getting one? Burning Man tickets sold out within minutes of becoming available. The festival’s brilliant but underutilized Secure Ticket Exchange Program closed in late July.

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 3
12 Aug 2014

Grieving SF Comedy Superstars Recall Their Robin Williams Stories

Pretty much every Bay Area comedy or improv personality has a story of ‘that one time Robin Williams came to my show’. They all say he was hilarious, personable. sweet and forever willing to lend a hand to any random two-bit local performer’s event, with no personal financial gain for

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 5
04 Aug 2014

Happy 20th, Kilowatt! The Life & Times of SF’s Favorite Punk Rock-Sports-Biker-Pool Dive Bar

Today’s the 20th anniversary of the The Kilowatt! Or as my hot biker roommate used to call it back when it was her pick-up bar for tattooed punk rock guys, “The Kill-Your-Twat”. The beloved Mission neighborhood dive bar institution turns 20 years old Monday, having opened August 4, 1994. Drinks will

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 9
30 Jul 2014

Which Famous A**holes are Going to Burning Man This Year?

Not going to Burning Man 2014? Congratulations! You will avoid the risk of personally encountering these a**holes. Many prominent a**holes from news, tech and entertainment have already articulated via social media or public commentary that they are inclined to attend the Burning Man festival in 2014. These famous people going

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 11
11 Jul 2014

Guerrilla Water Conservation Tips for Broke-Asses

It’s time to go medieval on this California water crisis. Some feds say California is just 2 years away from running out of water, a few rural towns are almost out of drinking water already. At this rate people will start fucking dying, then Chevron will step in and start

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
01 Jul 2014

A Guide to Fighting Street Harassment: How Bystanders Can Best Intervene on Behalf of Women Being Harassed

Enough is Enough street rally, image courtesy EnoughIsFuckingEnough.com Street harassment in the Bay Area has gotten so bad that women are putting duct tape on their mouths, removing their clothes in public and holding silent protests with signs recounting the ugly and awful remarks male aggressors make to them on

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 2
27 Jun 2014

Do’s and Don’ts for Straight People on Pride Weekend

Pride Weekend is an appointment party on the annual calendar, and inevitably some stroller-pushing breeders will want in on that action. I mean, who wouldn’t, it’s a lot of fun. It’s not that straight people are unwelcome; most Pride events are all about inclusion, plus they’ll be very happy to

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 6