Broke-Ass Haiku

13 Oct 2016

FiveThirtyEight Poll Confirms Hillary Clinton Is Antichrist

GUEST POST By:  Satan, Prince Of Darkness Puny humans! My Antichrist is revealed in a recent FiveThirtyEight “polls-plus” forecast. As you can plainly see above from a recent FiveThirtyEight forecast, My great false messiah is revealed to be your Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton, thus ensuring her complete victory over

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
19 Feb 2015

Midori dishes details on ‘Seduction’ party tonight at the Asian Art Museum!

When you’ve got Midori and several Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence onhand at a 17th century Japanese brothel party, you pretty much clear your calendar for that shit. And that is exactly what’s happening tonight, Thursday, February 19 at the Courtesans, Cooks, Samurai and Servants opening night party, also featuring the Theatre of Yugen

Joe Kukura- Millionaire in Training 0
24 Oct 2011

L.A. Fashion Week Haiku

    L.A. Fashion Week Are you fucking kidding me? High heels nylons.   Runway in a church Sapporo, God, don’t judge me Paparazzi fail.   Haute couture bullshit Celebrities and candy Occupy L.A.   Watch them go, so fast That model is too skinny Oops, did she just fall?!

Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger 0
26 Jun 2010

Broke-Ass Haiku: Yo-Yo’s…Deep Fried Pickles

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

Monica Miller - The Intern 2
31 May 2010

Broke-Ass Haiku: Cheap Chinese Food

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

Monica Miller - The Intern 1
10 Oct 2009

Broke-Ass Haiku: Facebook

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

Monica Miller - The Intern 0
19 Sep 2009

Broke-Ass Haiku: Winning The Lottery

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

Monica Miller - The Intern 0
22 Aug 2009

Broke-Ass Haiku: FREE Bread Baskets

So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection

Monica Miller - The Intern 0