I went to Sony Wonder Technology Lab (SWTL) at Madison Avenue and 56th street the other day with Adam, an 8th grader I was mentoring.  Scary right?  Don’t tell his mom I sleep on an air mattress in Harlem!  Enough about that, I should talk about the open heart

My new room’s shitty windows are horrible for drafts, which means that when my face un-numbed itself from last night’s free tequila tasting in LES, I woke up to some cold air. Then, the window unit A/C fell out the window when I tried air out the eau de cigarette

I’ve always been pretty convinced that I’m the only Stuart Schuffman out there.  I mean, I’ve never done any research into the subject other than googling myself (Stuart you vain vain bastard!), but I figured Stuart isn’t a very common name and Schuffman is pretty rare.  Then yesterday I got a facebook

  A few weeks ago a baby was born here in The Bay with 12 functioning fingers and 12 functioning toes.  Fucking wild right?  What, you don’t believe me?  Then click, here and read the article.  Hearing about this of course made me think of The Princess Bride, and how Inigo

I recently got panned in this review on a travel website called Matador.  The author obviously doesn’t quite get it, so here is my response:   Hi Julie- Broke-Ass Stuart here.  I came across your article a few days ago and hadn’t planned on responding, but since you were so proud

I was contacted by El Rio in San Francisco to be a judge at their 4th annual Bar Worker’s Bar, which is happening tonight from 9-2pm.  While it was vague as to what exactly I’ll be judging (I’m hoping for a booty clap contest), I figure there will at least be a

How was your weekend?  Mine was great!  While what I did wasn’t necessarily super broke-ass, it was for me since I didn’t have to pay for much.  For my birthday (Dec. 16th) my lady got us some tix to see Smokey Robinson at the Paramount Theatre in Oakland.  For those of

As an ode to his resolutions and to not be a jerk to his intern any longer, Stuart has proposed a weekly rendevous with yours truly.  Whether it’s going to check out somewhere new, getting some beers or catching a show, we’re going out and blogging the findings. Think of it