Arts and Culture
FREE David Byrne Concert in Prospect Park
This show demands a day’s notice because you probably already have brunch plans followed by remote control cars in the park for today. Plus, it’s friggin David Byrne for free. Somehow this concert for the Celebrate Brooklyn concert series isn’t a fundraiser and isn’t some no name band. Oh, what’s
Severely Discounted Beach Blanket Babylon Tickets
I’ve been meaning to go to Beach Blanket Babylon ever since I moved to the City. Â I still haven’t though. Â It’s generally just too damn expensive. Â Luckily, my friend (who will remain nameless so they don’t get fired over the flask reference) just informed me that, on Sundays, tickets are
Poor Advice
 So I’ve decided to start an advice column here on Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website called Poor Advice.  Think of it as Dear Abby with a drinking problem.  Basically, this is where your questions get answered and nothing is taboo.  And generally speaking, the best piece of advice I can
FREE Floating Kabarette at Galapagos
 What is the difference between a stripper and a cabaret dancer? About 30 lbs. At least, so goes the stand-up joke. Annnyway, there is so much free stuff going on today and tomorrow it seemed difficult to choose based on pure merit, so I took into consideration a little
FREE Beer and Sangria at Sunday’s Backyard Gallery in the Mission
By the nature of our strange little micro-climate, San Francisco is not really an “outside” city.  Forecasters have all but given up on accurately predicting the each day’s weather, and every time you leave the house you must bring at least a couple layers, just in case.  That’s why when the weather
Pay What You Wish Thursday @ Museum of Arts and Design
           Thursday, with its alliterative potential, sometimes acts like a time machine transporting us back to those college years where you were celebrating the arduous task of nearly completing a hard week; 4 days of getting up late for the 10 o’clock History of Racial Thought and eating at the cafeteria’s late-night
Divisidero Art Walk Thursday Night
It seems like Thursday keeps getting better!  I’ve already told you about the ill-ass party at Shotwell, but guess what else is happening?  Oh wait, you totally guessed The Divisidero Art Walk didn’t you?  That’s what I get for putting it in the title.  Well just pretend like you were surprised ok?
FREE Jack and Beer @ Karaoke Bar in Midtown
Karaoke has absolutely no special place in my heart. I tried to sing once in Rock Band or Guitar Hero and it was abysmal. Seems appropriate then that a catering company hasn’t been booking me for gigs because their caffeine jacked, overly tanned, San Diegan only wanted his floor crew