Eat & Drink
FREE Cookies May Lead to World Peace.
 A cookie is a little morsel of happiness.  Nobody eats a cookie and then goes out and commits  a heinous act of violence; twinkies maybe, but not cookies.  There are few things in life that can brighten your day like a good one (unless you’re diabetic of course, in which case it absolutely ruins
Free Soul Music and Soul Food Tonight
Good god! Â Two of the best things this country has ever created, soul music and soul food, are being doled out for FREE tonight at 330 Ritch. Â While the party is technically called Pacific Standard Time (PST), I’m calling it Awesome! Farmer Brown will be there with FREE soul food
Veselka: Premium Ukranian or Ukranian Premium?
It was very wet last night. Dark, wet, and like a movie in Times Square with happy families huddled under their umbrellas in the fuzzy neon light, taxis splashing puddles. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a white family on a weeknigth in New York, but shit, when am I
$5 Samurai Brunch – Konichiwa Bitches!
“When I was little my father was famous. Â He was the greatest samurai in the empire and he was the shogun’s decapitator…” Â Â For those of you who grew up listening to Wu Tang, you’ll recognize those words as the opening lines from The Gza’s Liquid Swords album. Â The
$10 Nacho Tour in Williamsburg on Sunday
This is getting some serious love from me mostly because of its stance on the delicious “cheese” sauce that formed the landscape for Primus’ “Sailing the Seas of Cheese” : “if you are using the sauce, don’t pretend it is real.”  Equally appropriate for Cool Whip and the tans of
Free Tacos on Tax Day
   While I had never heard of Taco Del Mar until my friend Kiley told me about tomorrow’s promotion, this corporate taco chain is fusing two of my favorite words on tax day: FREE and Tacos.  Yes indeed, all you have to do is go to their website, enter your email
Taxes Suck, Caffeine Doesn’t
I prefer taurine (mmm, organic bile acid) to caffeine, but I know there are a lot of you people out there so I saw this and thought “Hey, I bet people who actually make a declarable income could use this”. Poached from the good folks at FreeNYC.net