So this is the email I got the other day from a guy named Todd: vile low dirty nasty hetero narcissistic self-aggrandizing ugly inferior overweight squalid disgusting vicious homophobic cunt. GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE 365 DAYS A YEAR. TOMORROW BELONGS TO US. NOT BIGOTS LIKE YOU. Hey Todd- Vile? Not Really.

Wanna make me smile like this?   Then go vote for me as “Best Writer” in the SF Weekly’s “Best of SF” issue.  It’s really easy, just follow this link:  http://sfweekly.com/php/polls/san/bestof08/index.php and vote! If you’d like some more suggestions as to who else deserves your vote, just email me and

my man, Ashkon brings it…

  Are you on myspace?  How about facebook?  If so let’s chill electronically.  Add me as your myspace friend so that you can stay SUPER updated with all things Broke-Ass.  I’m a myspace junkie  Here is the link: myspace.com/broke_ass_stuart  Also I’ve started a fan page on facebook.  I’m not really quite

I was out doing research in Tribeca a couple days ago when I went into a store called Western Spirit (www.westernspirit2000.com). I had wandered in here a couple times before simply amazed at the randomness of finding a store in Lower Manhattan that sold shit like cowboy boots, replica Winchester

  Yes yes, we all love the internet for many reasons: porn, myspace, porn, google maps, porn, porn…the list is endless really.  But just the other day I got good news from the old internet.  A recent article published in Time Magazine, which I saw on CNN.com, detailed a new

I’m not sure if you figured this out by now but…I’m poor.  Sorry to break it to you.  I know you thought that it was all a lie and that I’m secretly some rich guy up in a mountaintop villa with a personal chef, hot half-naked french maids, and that

  Way back when Broke-Ass Stuart SF was just a 33 page zine, I sold a copy to a guy named Ken.  Shortly afterwards he tried to hit as many bars from the zine as possible in a single night.  When he regained consciousness from his black-out he had a revelation: