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The 5 Best Bathrooms in SF to Poop for Free
Let’s talk about poop. Freud compared it to sex, and I think he may be right. Shitting is a form of ejaculation we were introduced to as infants. Sex is expensive. Pooping is FREE….well, if you know where to go. Here are the best five bathrooms to shit for FREE
5 Reasons Using a Typewriter Makes You a Better Writer
I’m what you might call a born-again luddite. There was a time when I believed that I owed my writing life to modern technology. I learned to type on Windows 95 with Mario Teaches Typing, I used right-clicking as my thesaurus, and I penned my first short story on a
This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco
I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available
Ask a Grown Up: Can I Fake a Boyfriend?
Hello you young, broke and beautiful readers! Welcome our new weekly column, “Ask a Grown Up” in which you can ask and have your most burning questions answered by a grown up. I am Kate, the supposed “grownup” offering you advice – think of me like a crazy, tattooed, older
What it’s Like Dating A Sex Addict
Might as Well Face it You’re Addicted to Sex I had sex with a married woman in the backseat of my Boss’s car. She began flicking her tongue between my thighs while my Boss was driving down 6th St. At 8th St. her nipple slid onto my clitoris while a
Win Tickets for Sex + Dating for Nerds: A Valentine’s Day Special
Online Dating: An Economist’s Perspective + Live OKC Profile Analysis, by Stanford Economics Professor Paul Oyer The Art of Aural Seduction and Sexual Communication for Couples, with Good Vibrations’ Sex Doctor Carol Queen The Big Data that I Found Surprising, from Coffee Meets Bagel COO Dawoon KangAfterward join everyone for
PSA: Why Pills That Make Your Poop Glittery Are a Terrible Idea
You can buy anything on Etsy! For $9.90 (plus shipping + handling) you can get six pill capsules filled with glitter. Presumably they make your poop as colorful as a Lisa Frank folder. I can see it now, Burning Man art installations of rainbow dooky butter. Not sure why you would
How to Set up a Kick-Ass Apartment on the Cheap
Who wants a FREE desk? Three weeks ago, my partner Tyler and I moved into our first place together. Overnight we each went from established, shared houses with everything we needed, to our own one-bedroom apartment in Oakland with almost no furniture and no kitchen things. We love to cook
10 Foods That Will Give You More Energy
Ashley Lauren is the founder of Kinda Kind with Ashley Lauren, a brand focused on making kindness badass – follow along at her Facebook page. Let’s face it, it’s super hard to raise hell when you’re sleepy. I used to think it was only cranky, old people who said things like “energy