Advice

24 Aug 2017

How to Protest Safely and Responsibly

We need to intelligently prepare ourselves by knowing our rights and restrictions as counter-protesters. The behavior of others is not under your control, but these tips will help you be as safe as you can be at a volatile protest

Kit Friday -Mild in the Streets 0
17 Aug 2017

Keepin’ It Cool In Oakland – Once Summer Gets Here in September

Summer is not in August in the Bay Area. But when summer DOES come, and it’s hot out, there are lots of awesome places to stay cool.

Kit Friday -Mild in the Streets 0
27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

Broke-Ass Stuart - Editor In Cheap 0
27 Dec 2016

The Rev.Peyton’s Shotgun Guitar & Big Damn Band

What do you get when you combine the strumming of washboards set ablaze, a 5-gallon bucket and marching band bass drum with a real Reverend and Kentucky Colonel who can play any stringed instrument from the last 150 years? You are bestowed with the unparalleled blend of bluesy folk, ragtime

Curtis Conrad Schabath 0
20 Dec 2016

How To Use Mistletoe Without Being A Creep

Ahhhhh, kissing under the mistletoe! You have it all planned: after partaking in some holiday cheer, you’ll maneuver your object of desire into the door frame where the familiar green twig with white is hangin (if it has red berries it’s Holly, not mistletoe), and you kiss the hell out of

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27 Sep 2016

Things Too $hort Taught Me About Sex That Turned Out to be Wrong

Since I was 11 years old and knew nothing about hooking up, or about ladies, I took every word of the album very seriously. But what I would later learn, is that everything that Too $hort taught me about sex turned out not to be true.

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
19 Jul 2016

Ridiculous New Words that Apply to Your Ridiculous Dating Life

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Dating is hard, especially without the proper terms for describing your sometimes amazing, sometimes terrible experiences. The following terms will help you communicate all that you’ve been through and may even help

Heather Robinson - Artisanal Trouble Maker 0
05 Jul 2016

Dear Candace, Do I Tell Someone About My Other Dates and How Can I Stop Farting?

Dear Candace, In today’s modern dating world, while we’re in the undertow of the next wave of feminism, is it still a bad idea to let the guy you’re dating know about the other guy you’re dating? The short answer: no. If the basis of feminism is simply that women

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0
23 Jun 2016

Dear Candace, What If Living Alone is Better Than Marriage?

Dear Candace, What if I love living alone so much that I may never want to get married or other such domestic partnership? Here’s the short answer: that’s cool, dude. Marriage, domestic partnership, sexy roommates, whatever you want to call it…it’s not actually essential to human happiness, no matter what

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0