Alembic
We want you to have a free Broke-Ass Stuart Appetizer Passport!
Remember the San Francisco Beer Passport? It was that nifty little passport where you got 30 beers at 30 bars for $30. Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Appetizer Passport. There’s no better way to explore a place than with your mouth! This passport is amazing, you
Off Menu Scoop: Alembic is Changing Chefs!
Restaurants are in a perpetual state of flux. A dishwasher at Gracias Madre is caught smuggling quinoa back to the Bolivian farmers who originally produced it and is shown his walking papers; a pastry chef and assistant manager at Gary Danko, nude except for a couple of heavy parkas, are interrupted in the walk-in freezer mid-coitus, white powder rimming their quivering nostrils.
The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!
As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon
Lost in a World Full of Haight: Murio’s Trophy Room
After a long and tiring rummage through Amoeba, people often find themselves in need of an adult beverage. Chances are you’ve just blown your wad on those albums you didn’t even know you’ve been wanting for five years and you’re feeling a little strapped for cash. Well don’t stress too