jesus
What it’s like Dealing with White Jesus in the South
This is part of our Blue Woman in a Red State column One of the first things that people ask you when you first move to Chatanooga is, “What church do you belong to?” Have you found one yet? They assume, you’re a “God-Fearing American,” not like that mackerel-snapping Catholic President
Jesus Opens Up About his Struggles with Mental Illness After Supporting Trump
After millennia in the public eye, Son of God and Savior of Mankind Jesus Christ has begun to speak candidly about his struggles with managing addiction and Bipolar Disorder. “I’ve avoided this long enough,” the member of the Holy Trinity stated while levitating in a beam of golden light. “I
The November 2024 BAS Voter Guide
A Big Change to This Year’s Voter Guide We’ve been doing voter guides for a really long time. I’m pretty sure we put our first one out in like 2010 or something. And I know that thousands of you rely on our voter guides to help you make decision. But
Moms 4 Housing Represent the Ultimate Fight Between Greed and Good
Some people look down on homelessness — they make assumptions that the dire situation is brought on by bad personal behavior or laziness. You hear people make callous and highly generalized arguments in comment forums on the topic. The blame tends to fall on drug abuse and therefore, people suffering
Jesus Never Said Anything About Abortion
Abortion was common during Jesus’s life, and he had nothing to say about it.
Abortion was common when the U.S. Constitution was written, and the founders had nothing to say about it, except for the adoption of British common law, which allowed it up to the sixth month of pregnancy, and abortions after that were considered a misdemeanor, though rarely enforced.
No Sex In The Champagne Room: 6 Worst Places To Have Sex
Having impromptu sex or sex in an unexpected location: what’s not to like? It gets your adrenaline going and your oxytocin levels are flying every which way! Well, guys, it’s all fun and games until someone gets cum in their eye. IT BURNS! Just kidding, blowjobs are for suckers. LITERALLY!
Don’t Worry, I Won’t Judge You…
Y’all ready for this? So, I guess if you are reading this right now, you aren’t one of the lucky 300,000,000 people Jesus decided to make a fucking comeback to “save” today… According to Harold Camping, May 21, 2011 marks the second coming of Jesus. Well, this is Camping’s second
