Contest winner gets the finest bidet on the market thanks to Brondell, our favorite SF bidet company. Yes really, we are giving away a bidet that attaches to your already existing toilet and squirts water on your butt. It’s amazing. You don’t have to go all the way to Japan

Broke-Asses: I want to have a quickie with you… right now, right here on the Internet. Let’s do this shit! Here are five questions with quick answers for you to consider and peruse. (And, don’t forget – if you have a burning question you need a grownup to help you

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

The other day I asked all my Facebook followers where the worst place they ever pooped was. The answers were absolutely amazing. I literally teared up from laughing so hard.   This one will make you choke from laughing: My backyard. I got locked out and had to shit so