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Mexico Announces Plan to Build Wall to Keep Chad Out of Cancun
Mexico made a surprising move on Monday morning when announced that it plans to build a border wall in order to keep Chad out of Cancun. In an interview with BAS, spokesperson for the Cancun tourism board, Felipe Calderon, said, “We’re sick of Chad and his friends coming to our country,
The Death of Stalin May be Banned in Russia but it’s Playin’ in Frisco
It’s not every day you see a comedy about one of the worst mass murderers in human history. The film made international headlines after the Russian government banned it, (which of course is a godsend to a film’s promotional team), once it came out that the film was banned, interest
The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally
The Museum of Office Supplies is Coming to San Francisco
Oh what a glorious time to be alive! Now you and your friends can take stunning, Instagram worthy pictures of yourselves holding brilliant, hand crafted, office supplies.
This Organic, Natural, Hypoallergenic Screaming Pillow is Perfect 2017
Are you stressed out about the Trump Administration’s attack on women’s reproductive rights? Do you get headaches thinking about what he’s doing to our immigrant communities? Are you having issues stomaching his Climate Change denial? Well luckily for you there is now the Softy Screamer! When your regular pillows are
The Best Passive Aggressive Lines to Keep Your Friends & Coworkers Down
So you want to learn how to be more passive aggressive, but you can’t find a good extension course? Never fear because we are going to give you all the information you need to make other people feel terrible, while pretending to yourself that you’re still a nice person. Learning
Artist You Need To Know: Sam & Bill are Bad MotherFolkers
This week I was lucky enough to sit down with the up and coming NYC comedic music duo Sam & Bill. With their flawless blend of seemingly benign folk music, comedic lyrics, and fearless attitude, they are quickly becoming a local favorite in Manhattan and the surrounding boroughs. The duo, composed
Evicted Area Musicians Make Home in Giant Guitar Installation
Guest Post by Sara Aboulafia Popular local folk-pop duo He and Her have devised a characteristically creative solution to their recent eviction woes. Juan Velasquez and Kerri Johannsen had been living for three years in a rent-controlled Mission one-bedroom apartment when their landlord, Vaughan R. Lee, forced them out to move
11 Workshops You Can Take at the Republican National Convention
Well it’s finally upon us. The national gathering of Rich Old White Men. After feeding the hate machine for so long by convincing working class white people that Black/Muslim/Mexican/Gay/etc people are the real reason they aren’t millionaires, the Republican Party has managed to unleash a monster that can’t put back