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A Broke-Ass Scooter Tour of San Francisco
We teamed up with our friends at Scoot to come up with a fun Broke-Ass Style driving tour of SF. A tour ideally taken on an electric moped, yeah motherfucker, an electric moped
Win FREE Tickets to CTFU! Comedy Night @ Yoshi’s Oakland!
CTFU! Comedy Night feat. Mario Hodge w/ special guests Shea Suga, Chris Riggins, Jay Rich, Ricco Da Great & Teffany Malone. Hosted by Kirk McHenry. Saturday, July 25th @ Yoshi’s Oakland | 10pm
Win a $600 Bidet by Telling us Your Funiest Pooping Story!
Contest winner gets the finest bidet on the market thanks Brondell, our favorite bidet company. Yes really, we are giving away a bidet that attaches to your already existing toilet and squirts water on your butt. It’s amazing. You don’t have to go all the way to Japan for this
Win a FREE Year’s Subscription to Belle SF!
BelleSf is San Francisco’s newest magazine, a mix of art, culture, and nude photography. Produced quarterly, BelleSf is local smut at its finest: great writing, interviews with local artists, and nudes. Support your local nudie mag! Enter below!
Win FREE Tickets to Dumpstaphunk @ The Independent!
Dumpstaphunk stands out among New Orleans’ best as one of the funkiest bands to ever arise from the Crescent City. Born on the Jazz & Heritage Festival stage, and descended from Neville family bloodlines, these soldiers of funk ignite a deep, gritty groove that dares listeners not to move.
THIS WEEK’S TOP EVENTS IN SAN FRANCISCO + NEW YORK
Rad Upcoming SF Events SF Symphony THU 7/23 7:30PM @ San Francisco Symphony All the best music from the James Bond movies w/ Grammy award winning singer Sheena Easton. Goldfinger, The Spy Who Loved Me, and Skyfall and a lot more. Check out our review of the Symphony here, and get
10 Clowns I’ve had Sex With
The person who wrote this had a real funny bone. And some deep seated emotional issues. This is probably the most twisted thing we’ve ever published…