Volunteer and Get FREE Disneyland Passes

This is a message to all those who love magic, happiness, and fun. While many may argue that Disney is a sexist, brainwashing, racist corporation that only cares about sucking cash from the masses, I argue that those people, while a little correct about the sexism/racism thing, can go suck an egg. That is my official stance because I FUCKING LOVE DISNEYLAND!!! I have an unhealthy love of Disney Princesses and the magical, soul warming nostalgia that comes with them. When I was little I would push myself up on the coffee table perfectly in sync with Ariel’s “Part of your world” reprise every time I watched the movie, which eventually wore out from excessive viewing. I admit, there are some pretty effed up messages behind a lot of the story lines, and what is up with the blatant daddy issues (most of the princesses have dead fathers, and wicked mother figures/villains)? But alas, my love has only grown stronger over the years when I was supposed to have grown up and started acting like an adult (psssssssssssh).

With all this undying love of princesses and Disneyland and junk, you can imagine my excitement when I caught wind of the Magic Kingdom’s newest promotion. All you have to do is volunteer for a participating organization for a day (or a shift, which in most cases is around 3 hours) and you get a FREE pass to Disneyland or Disney World! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Sorry. Anyway, it’s a great way to get involved in the community and get a $72 day pass absolutely FREE! The free-ness of the pass works well for me since I usually end up spending an obscene amount of money on treats (pickles, ice cream mouse ears, pineapple whip, the list goes on) and a crown. The promotion is only for 2010, but the voucher is good all year, so sign up asap. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go plan out my ride/food/fastpass strategy. I’m really good at Disneyland. Holla!

Disney’s “Give a day. Get a Disney Day.” Promotion
Vouchers are good through the end of 2010
Volunteer for a day and get in FREE

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