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Thursday: Heal Your Broken Heart for FREE

Looking for somebody on the rebound?

Ever feel like your heart has been ripped out of your body, eaten up, spit out and thrown on the ground? Um, that’s pretty much how I feel right now. Nevertheless, there is a solution to my sorrows – not to mention any of you other crushed souls out there. I mean love is like a cliché, right? Everybody always seems so say, “Everything happens for a reason. Look on the bright side, there are plenty of ‘other fish in the sea’.”

Take their advice and, “…just get over it.” Celebrate heartbreak and hook-ups with San Francisco’s finest blend of talent – from songs of sorrow and woe to hilarious dramatic readings of awful OK Cupid messages. This Thursday night at Fivepoints Arthouse, Tales of Tail will entertain and enthrall even the most bitter and broken-hearted of the Bay. This FREE event includes music, readings and art…love, woe and sex.

Overcome your broken heart to the sounds, words and wisdom of : Pocket Full of Rye – D Haven – Kevin MacCarthy and Mark Joseph – Anna Pulley – Isaac Fitzgerald – Caitlin Myer – Benjamin Wachs – Lauren Eggert-Crowe – Andi Pearl – Celina Hodge – Jacqi Ko.

Why not make crafts, eat snacks, drink wine and cherish yourself?  It’ll be a good distraction. Who knows…maybe you’ll even “hit it off” with one of those other fish out there…

Tale of Tail
Thursday, March 10th, 6pm-10pm
Fivepoints Arthouse
72 Tehama St. [SOMA]

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Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Heidi Smith - The Ultimate Scavenger

Originally from San Diego, Heidi migrated north to study journalism at SFSU and interned for the SF Bay Guardian writing music stuff. She later embarked on a study-abroad program in both Denmark and Holland, and basically never came home. For six long years, she froze her ass off in Oslo, Norway, pretending to be a viking princess, trying to figure out how to survive in the most expensive city in the world. The other two years were spent frolicking on the beach in Spain - sipping on sangria in between being tossed around Europe working as a stressed-out journalist. Heidi currently works at for a non-profit cultural exchange program, helping others experience life from a different perspective. She is thrilled to be back in SF, magnetizing the obscure, and scavenging the city for fun, free things to do.

  • Christy Jovanelly

    i’m totally going to this!