Drinking and Dancing Competition at The Lab TONIGHT!

Spilling a drink at the bar is like spilling a sperm sample — its going to take about 45 minutes to get another one, so guard that shit with your life. That’s why The Lab is hosting the hilarious Drinking and Dancing competition tonight. It combines the art of two things that are often put together, but not done very well at all. Strategy suggests that you should grab a beer and not move around too much, but I would go full force with a manhattan and the Charleston and would probably dance “Hold Tight” by Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mich and Tich. Ryan would probably assault the dance floor with a Tokyo Tea and drop a booty bounce to “I Like It Raw”. Sad part is, I think that reality has already seen this act numerous times.

There are two rounds — an open competition round and the knockout round. For the open competition, just show up and let loose. But if you’re a bit of a diva and need just the right music and the right drink, you can sign up before hand and send in your tunes and your libation of choice. Be advised: they will only provide beer, wine, vodka, gin, orange and cranberry juice, and Izze sodas for dancers, but its fucking FREE. You’re welcome to bring your own condiments and liquors of choice if you want to be a show off, but its free, its just fine for me.

Drinking and Dancing Competition at The Lab*
Friday, November 13th at 8pm till whenever you stop shaking your ass
2948 16th Street at Capp [Mission]
FREE and Spectators are welcome!

*If you are interested in the Knockout Round, follow the link to email!