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Bicycle Ballet — Just For The Fuck of It

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To say I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit in San Francisco is like saying I sing Lady Gaga in the shower '” I rarely admit it but it totally happens. But for all of the really weird, brain bending and memory searing events that have taken place, there is always the really bizarrely amazing ones that completely change my life. Now, I’m not saying in any way, shape or form that this pending event is going to change your life — it may very well do the opposite. But its a great example of all the shit our city has to offer us on a daily basis, so take advantage, you culture-less prick.

Bikes and the ballet are two things that I’m completely ignorant of, but the combination of the everyday and the elegance really makes me think that this might be a great thing to get fucked up at. Just sayin’.

San Francisco Bike Ballet at the Dogpatch Saloon
2496 3rd Street at 22nd Street [Dogpatch]
Friday, November 20th, 8pm
$8 but a grip of bands and a premium vegan foodz to go with.

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Monica Miller - The Intern

Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one
righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco
State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate
completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the
Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country
Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most
underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though
she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of
never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With
intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart
out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year,
she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to
get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or
fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you
the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't
kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze,
get at me.]