Get Your Freak On — The Air Sex Championships Return to SF
Dancing around in my room playing air guitar is one of my guilty pleasures. When the chorus hits and you’re all alone, and there is nothing to do but belt out that Journey song…indeed a magical moment. But faking fellatio in front of a packed house at the Independent? That takes some cajones. The infamous Air Sex Championships, now in it’s second year, is on the search for the most exciting and erupting performances in SF. Don’t think you can hack it? Here are some pointers that I feel may help you out…
- Pretend you want to fuck everyone in the audience. Your moves might end up with the hook up of your dreams, post-performance.
- Model your routine after a favorite rock star. It’s not like you haven’t done it before.
- Have your beau sit in the splash zone at the front and make sure you mix in all their favorite moves.
- Dance to Prince. Because the King of the Purp is the key to unleashing our inner sexual beasts.
Tickets to this event are $15, but to participate is free. What have you got to lose? At worst, you’ll shame yourself in front of a bunch of pervs that you’ll never see again unless you go cruising. At best, you’ll win a chance to compete for the title and get laid that very same night. And let me remind you — it’s a WORLD title. Break out the Def Leppard and start practicing your routines, people!
2010 Air Sex Championships In SF
Wednesday, October 20th, 7:30PM
The Independent — 628 Divisadero Street [Western Addition]
$15, or FREE to compete!
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