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It’s up to you to decide which is sexier, the people…or the rain.  Let’s take a trip around the world…let’s forget the drought, the heatwave, the forest fires for 5 minutes and indulge ourselves shall we?

It’s raining during rugby games in New Zealand

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It’s raining on movie sets in India

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It’s raining on movie sets in America

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It’s raining on this lady’s face

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It’s raining in underwear ads

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Presidential rain

Image: U.S. President Barack Obama speaks in the reain during a campaign event in Glen Allen

Italian model rain

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Ciara rain

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Taiwanese Warrior rain

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Photo national Geographic

 

Holy God…give me some of this

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& This

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Yeah, you know what I want

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Yes! Yes! YES!

Cat licking rain drops

Oh you wanna see some FULL reservoirs? Yea you do

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Lake Oroville California, 2nd largest resevoir in the state…this is what it looks like FULL.

You wanna see the Hetch Hetchy reservoir FULL? mmmmmmm…

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Remember what puddles looked like?

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photo Thomas Hawk via flickr

 

 

YES!

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YES!

 

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Yeeeeeeeeeeessss!!!!!!

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 YES! YES! YES! YES!

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phew, alright…it’s been real, you’re amazing.  Are you sleepy?  I’m a little hungry…and really, really, thirsty.  OH!  Before I forget please remember to conserve water etc.  you’re the best.

 

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