How To Get The Government To Give You Free Covid Tests
Are you feeling shitty? Do you think COVID-19 is behind that shitty feeling, but need proof? Is the inflated price of COVID-19 testing kits bringing you down? Well Uncle Sam, yes, that vaguely racist looking geriatric who is very into flags is actually doing something helpful!
Every home in the United States is entitled to 4 free Covid-19 testing kits free of charge.
Yes, free!
Like as in your tax dollars paid for something that is being used to benefit you. I know for other countries this is pretty standard, but for the US, this is groundbreaking shit.
Click this link here to get your test kits.
If you need rapid testing, or require more than 4 kits, the website lists other resources to get you the tests you and your family need.
I don’t know why we didn’t do this from the very beginning, but this is America where the only acceptable illness for missing work is death.
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