
HeyLets: Finally a Social Network Where You Don’t Have to Be a Jerk
I mean really, it’s true, the internet is full of assholes and often it’s the social networking sites that enable this assholatry.

Entertaining for the Poor as F*ck: Romance on the Cheap
Ah, l’amour: the joy of two souls finding one another, holding hands, whispering sweet nothings, and sharing a Netflix account (that’s commitment, friends. That’s real life). If you are not in love at the moment, that’s ok! Just go read something else because your loneliness is killing my vibe.

Sex and Dating: What are Your Deal Killers?
We all have a list. A “Standards List” for people you date. The gauntlet of rules we hold against the person asking you for a first date. They won the “Sure…I’ll share a coffee/meal/blanket in the park with this person” prize. So what must they do now? What must happen in

North Beach Bacchanalia: A FREE Music & Poetry Festival w/ Cheap Booze & FREE Food
This sounds so fucking cool and like something SF really needs right now. With everything great about SF being so thoroughly washed and beaten into something palatable for rich fucks, we need more free festivals for artists and by artists. I’ve got a BBQ at my house that day but

Neo Allenism or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Sign Out of Facebook
The Fear of Missing Out, a condition so nice they gave it a catchy nickname: FOMO. So cute right? Isn’t that cute? The Fear of Missing Out (FOMO, remember) is a form of social anxiety in which an individual is afraid that they are left out of something memorable (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fomo): a party,


50% off New Glasses + Free Shipping!
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FREE: Commune SF Featuring Bonnie and the Bang Bang, Owl Paws, Sunhaze and More THIS WED!
Commune SF is 2/12 at the Elbo Room starting at 9 PM! WTF is Commune? It’s a movement of artists, designers, musicians and people that take a stand against tobacco corporations, their practices and their presence in the scene. Commune takes this stance by being pro-local, so each month, a

Win a $25 Gift Card to Good Vibrations
Hooray for orgasms! Honestly, the world would be a much better place if everyone got off more. This is why I love Good Vibrations! They are all about helping you get to that oh so special place, while being hella sex positive, friendly, and informative. Basically what I’m saying is

FREE Ice Skating All Day Today in Union Square
Hey! I’m slammed right now so only have time to cut and paste this shit but here it is. It’s hella branded by Celebrity Cruise lines and Alaska Airlines, almost to a ridiculous extent, but they’re the folks footing the bill for you to get your skate on. Regardless, here