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APB: Clorox Becomes Scatalogical Crime Fighter…And So Can You!!
This might be old news to some of you but the chance to win money never gets old: Heeding the anguished calls and pee-dances of San Francisco homeowners and their construction crews alike, Oakland’s Clorox Corporation has decided to deploy its chlorinated missionaries across the bay and onto
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This Summer, Things Are Getting More Caliente — Good, Cheap Mexican Food in BK!
As old-timey newspaper men in the movies would say, “Stop The Presses!” Being a Southern California native, I have a huge stick up my ass about the quality and price of Mexican food in NYC. Aside from the delicious taco van inside Union Pool, I had yet to find another
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Broke-Ass of the Week – Kelly Malone
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.
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Creme Brulee on Wheels
The sun is out and the people are shining vibrant shades of pink. Nice days in San Francisco mean mainly one thing for the denizens of the Mission, Noe Valley, and The Castro: fucking off all day in Dolores Park. I was walking through DP yesterday when I ran into
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St. Stupid’s Day Parade
Ah yes. It’s that time of year again. The St. Stupid’s Day Parade is upon us making it OK to dress up in cockamamie costumes and commit acts of complete buffoonery throughout the streets of San Francisco. Look, I know that this sounds like everyday in the fine and glorious
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The Remedy for Your Sunday Morning Palsy
When it comes to Sunday morning coming down, the city’s homo denizens pretty much have a routine worked out, whether it be brunch, salsa, or the beer bust. What happens after those wrap up has always been a little problematic if you aren’t completely shattered or haven’t already followed someone
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Put A Cap on It!
It’s a distant memory now, but at one point, wearing a trucker hat was a clever symbol of ironic style. Following in the wake of the enormous popularity of the newsboy/Kangol hat, the trucker hat was worn primarily by liberal arts college graduates, people enthusiastic about independent film and the
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Wing Lee is for Me
On the corner of Sixth and Clement is a bastion of sated tummies, especially when times are tough. In a storefront with the ambience of a dirty donut shop on skid row is the Wing Lee Bakery, which features a laundry list of delicious, steaming dim sum. From fried taro