05 Jul 2022

Straight Men, Sucking D*ck Does Not Make You Gay

Cheers to the straight guys who have fooled around with me. I think of you from time to time, and I hope you’re well. You’re an integral part of my adolescence and early college years. I share our memories (anonymously, of course) with my gay friends to convivial laughter. They

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05 Jul 2022

Why You Should Cut Off Your Cat’s Balls

  WRITTEN BY: HABIBI BRIDGES  It’s kitten season! Shelters all over the country have been overflowing with new adorable little kittens (and pups, of course)–and while that is heartwarming of course, there’s a darker side to the situation that people tend to forget about. Every eight seconds, a cat or

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23 Jun 2022

San Francisco’s Circus Bella : Performers You Should Know

The Performer You Should Know series highlights local artists before they perform something awesome, it’s our way of supporting the creative community and helping to keep San Francisco a strange and wonderful place. We’ve got a soft spot in our hearts for circus folk here at brokeassstuart.com, we are kindred spirits. 

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01 Jun 2022

Get Back on Your Artsy Bullsh*t With These Great Events!

Every Tuesday our subscribers get this awesome roundup in their inboxes. You should sign up right here to make sure you never miss a thing. I don’t know about you, but being unemployed during the lockdown was awful – but it DID give me a lot more time to just

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06 May 2022

The Artist Behind San Francisco’s Hidden Mosaic Staircases

As a local, I’m sure you’ve had many a touristy friends ask you what locals-only hidden gems are worth seeing in SF. For me, I always suggest finding some of San Francisco’s not so hidden – hidden stairs. Their bright cheerful colors always brings a smile to your face and

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50% off New Glasses + Free Shipping!

We wrote about the 6 rad reasons why shopping for glasses on GlassesUSA.com will change the way you buy glasses forever. You can read about that here. But here's the important part: YOU GET 50% OFF + free shipping on your first pair of frames. Click to find out more!

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04 May 2022

Why You Shouldn’t Miss Out On The 25th San Francisco Silent Film Festival

At the Castro all Silent Film screenings will have live musical accompaniment!

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14 Apr 2022

Teaching Young Women How to Rap and Produce in Oakland

WIth a curriculum that combines beat-making and coding, she noticed similar gender dynamics in two male-dominated fields: tech and music production.

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12 Apr 2022

Show Up and Show Out for Your SF Easter Weekend!

Every Tuesday our subscribers get this awesome roundup in their inboxes. You should sign up right here to make sure you never miss a thing.     Wanna check out a show or six this Easter week, but not into the egg hunts? We’ve got you! Whether it’s concerts, cabarets,

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