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12 Nov 2009

5 Tragic Career Trajectories

After last week’s Renee Zellweger-bashing, I thought to myself “Wow, that felt so great!”  Looking at the career of a celebrity I’ve never met, pointing out her flaws on the Internet for all to see and then laughing at her attempts to feel physically attractive was the best kind of

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11 Nov 2009

Humpday Videos: The Avalanches: Frontier Psychiatrist

We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video

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17 Jun 2022

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 37 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 37 of the finest locally owned bars,

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10 Nov 2009

V Beauty Salon, NYC

New York is a place where people think nothing of shelling out $300 and up for a haircut.  I myself remain loyal to a wonderful stylist who sets me back $100 before tip every time I go in.  Is it worth it? Yes. I truly believe that it is.  However,

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10 Nov 2009

Protect Ya Neck!

Saturday I got super wasted and it was totally an accident.  Things started out innocently enough- a couple of beers with my sister while we waited for my boyfriend to get off of work.  Then he arrived and we had one more .  Then she went home and my boyfriend

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09 Nov 2009

Strolling West Chelsea

Most everybody knows that 8th Avenue between 14th Street and the early 30s is a gay mecca, the center of the beating heart of Chelsea  filled with all the gay bars, porno magazines and rainbow flags one could wish for.  Most people also know that  further west lies the Chelsea

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06 Nov 2009

Two Bridge Trading NYC

If you saw my bank account balance you would laugh softly to yourself, and then immediately ask me if that was just maybe, like, my second checking account and my real money is elsewhere.  To this I would reply “No, that’s it.” Then you would probably raise your eyebrows ever-so-slightly

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05 Nov 2009

Hey, Why Are You Still Famous, Renee Zellweger?

Hey! It’s the weirdest thing, Renee.  Remember when Jerry Maguire came out?  Aw, come on!  Sure you do! Look at you! You were this young, fresh-faced blondish brownish haired little thing that we all liked because you were cute, but not cute enough that it made us feel competitive or

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04 Nov 2009

HumpDay Videos: R. Kelly “Down Low”

We here at Broke-Ass Stuart remember a kinder, gentler, funkier time when there was an entire network devoted to playing awesome new music videos. Men named Pinfield and women named Idalis would introduce block after block of original music videos from various genres interspersed with interviews with musicians and video

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