Anna G - Caliburg Contributor
The Idiocy of Drew Barrymore
It’s possible that lately, Drew Barrymore has been saying really obnoxious and “controversial” things to promote her production company’s projects. But more than likely, she’s just a complete moron who, in true moron style, takes herself way seriously. I guess what irks me the most about her soundbites is that
Legitimately Attractive Teen Idols
I don’t know exactly exactly at what point the Western world decided that THIS counts as an attractive teen idol, but baaaack in myyyy daaaay, (pre-Hanson, most definitely), the celebrities my friends and I had crushes on probably had at least 1-2 pubes. Look, I know by definition that teen
This New Literary Magazine is a Gift to the People of San Francisco
I’ve got some awesome news! We received a grant from the Civic Joy Fund to put out a literary magazine celebrating SF and acting to counter the stupid “Doom Loop” narrative. It’s a gift to the people of San Francisco. And after months of working on this project it’s now available
5 Reasons Why You Should Be Watching Parks & Recreation
Whenever I’d read any AV Club recaps on the few TV shows I watch, I’d always see that little Parks & Recreation icon with Amy Poehler in the corner and feel guilty. I’d heard it was a good show, and it stars some of my favorite comedians, but, somehow, I
What Kind of An Asshole Are YOU?
As with whoever wrote about 90 Types of Bitches, likewise, I say there are a comparable amount of types of assholes. I, however, am just going to share a a few with you here and now. Now YOU can determine what kind of an asshole you are or know in
Broke-Ass Art Spotlight: John McGregor
I just moved recently, and if there’s something more annoying than spending money on new art for your walls (and actually moving), I’d sure like to hear about it. I was pleased to find out that my roommate had purchased a print (below) from none other than my former neighbor
Broke-Ass of the Week- Sketch Comedy Group, Good Neighbor
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.
Dear Anna G, Help Me Pick Up BK Dudes
I swear to god, people, I’m not making these up. Here’s the latest from my inbox: Dear Anna, As a single gal in NYC, I’m done dealing with the pretentious shallow cakeboys of Manhattan. I love hearing about your dips in the dating pool of Brooklyn and think you can
Look Good While Doing the Walk of Shame
Anna G’s Guide to The Walk of Shame We’ve all been there: the day after unplanned sex.Whether you’re gearing to get the hell out of there as soon as humanly possible, need to make the inevitable trek home after an amazing morningtime fuckfest, or just need to head to brunch