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20 Oct 2021

The Best SF Pumpkin Patches, Ranked

Halloween trick-or-treating will be back at full power this year, and even Dr. Fauci says Halloween is a go for 2021. That means you will need a proper Halloween jack-o-lantern (or five) in front of your household for October 31, or any of the 11 shopping days left until Halloween.

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18 Oct 2021

Questlove Coming To The Castro Theatre For ‘Summer of Soul’

The summer’s smash hit streaming documentary concert film Summer of Soul was beloved by everyone who saw it — but only people who have Hulu saw it. We all get our chance to finally see the acclaimed concert documentary about the 1969 Harlem Cultural Festival, when director and drummer of

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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18 Oct 2021

Walgreens’ Claims About ‘Organized Retail Crime’ Just Don’t Add Up

When news broke last week that Walgreens was closing five SF stores, they claimed it was because of “organized retail crime.” Several national publications for some reason made a huge deal out of five measly San Francisco Walgreens closures, even though these newspapers are located 3,000 miles away. The New

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18 Oct 2021

How ‘Scream’ Put A Show Business Curse On Santa Rosa

Wes Craven’s 1996 slasher flick Scream was filmed mostly in Sonoma County. But where it wasn’t filmed makes for one of the most unusual stories in Bay Area horror film lore. And this true story led to the blacklisting of Santa Rosa as a film location that still stands today.

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13 Oct 2021

New SF Venue ‘Smash Room’ Lets You Sledgehammer Objects For Fun

There’s a new recreational space that just opened in San Francisco, and it looks like a smashing success. When you’ve that special rage or anger that can only be calmed by taking a sledgehammer to old television sets, fax machines, and automobile windshields, a new spot called Smash Room just

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13 Oct 2021

Brilliant Tactician Trump Tells Republicans To Stop Voting

We do not pay much attention to the double-decker sandwiches of baloney and horsecrap  served as “statements” on former president Trump’s website. After all, he is kicked off Twitter and Facebook, and there is no need to amplify his rambling, fascist nonsense.  But in this case, we are definitely making

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13 Oct 2021

Self-Driving Cars Getting Stuck In The Richmond Because They Don’t Understand Dead Ends

You are probably seeing a lot of those Google-owned Waymo cars all over town these days, as they’re trying to figure out how to become fully autonomous, self-driving cars. But one tiny dead-end street in the Richmond District is seeing a lot of those Waymo cars, “up to 50” per

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11 Oct 2021

Destruction of Christopher Columbus Statues, Ranked

It’s Indigenous Peoples’ Day, which used to be known as C*lumbus D*y, and is currently observed all across both North America and South America. And how do we observe Indigenous Peoples’ Day across the continents of North and South America? By vandalizing and destroying those motherfucking statues of Christopher Columbus!

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