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03 Mar 2021

Watch: Dolly Parton Gets The Vaccine, While Singing To The Tune Of ‘Jolene’

The nation breathes a collective sigh of relief, as living national treasure and drag queen icon Dolly Parton has been administered the COVID-19 vaccine. Dolly herself posted the video below of her getting the vaccine at the Vanderbilt University Medical Center on Tuesday, and as a bonus, she does a

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03 Mar 2021

‘Beach Blanket Babylon’ Venue Club Fugazi Is Getting A New Show

The quintessential San Francisco musical Beach Blanket Babylon ran for 45 years, most of them at the North Beach venue Club Fugazi. That club has since sat empty since Beach Blanket Babylon closed for good on December 31, 2019. But BrokeAssStuart.com has learned that a new show is in the

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02 Dec 2024

The 90s Are Back! We Have Color Changing Shirts!

As 2024 winds down, we’re reflecting on another incredible year of sharing the stories, art, culture, and nightlife that make the Bay Area so unique. BrokeAssStuart.com wouldn’t be what it is without you—our community of readers, supporters, and believers in independent media. This year, instead of asking you to join Patreon

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01 Mar 2021

Girl Scout Cookie Season Extended Through End of March 2021

Girl Scout Cookie season was supposed to end on Saturday, March 14, 2021. But BrokeAssStuart.com has learned that the the Girls Scouts of Northern California has quietly extended the 2021 Girl Scout Cookie season, and Girl Scout Cookies will now be sold until Wednesday, March 31, 2021. The Girl Scouts

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01 Mar 2021

Gavin’s Ex Rumored To Be Returning To California To Run As A Republican

We don’t normally define women in positions of power by who they dated, because that is an old sexist trope. But we do make that exception for Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom, California governor Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife and now Donald Trump Jr.’s main squeeze, because she specifically left her distinguished legal career

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01 Mar 2021

SF’s Only Krispy Kreme Donuts Has Closed Permanently

We can’t glaze over how COVID-19 is still causing restaurant closures across the city, but this one really leaves a hole in our hearts. The San Francisco Business Times reports that San Francisco’s only Krispy Kreme donuts location has permanently closed. The Krispy Kreme franchise was in Fisherman’s Wharf at

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24 Feb 2021

Online Conference ‘Reinventaissance’ Explores How To Get Events Swinging Again

Some performers have been successful at organizing online events during the pandemic. Many of them are going to explain how they successfully organize online events at — what else? — an online event this Saturday called Reinventaissance “a one-day online conference celebrating innovative artistic and cultural innovations” featuring some of

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24 Feb 2021

MAGA Clowns Try To Doxx Nancy Pelosi, Get The Wrong House

A viral right-wing Facebook post that’s making the rounds attempts to publicize Nancy Pelosi’s Pacific Heights address, but totally gets the wrong address. The post currently has nearly 5,500 shares, and declares in all-caps, no punctuation Trumperspeak, “NANCY PELOSI HAS INVITED ALL ILLEGALS TO HER MANSION AT 2724 PACIFIC AVE

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22 Feb 2021

The 18 ‘Muppet Show’ Sketches That Disney+ Slapped A Content Warning On

When we heard that the entire 1976-81 “The Muppet Show” library was coming to Disney+, we predicted that Disney would censor several “Muppet Show” scenes because they were too racy for their squeaky clean streaming service. We were wrong! Disney+ kept most of the scenes intact, but instead put a

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