The ‘Sexy’ Halloween Costumes That Should Not Exist
Halloween weekend is probably the biggest party weekend of the year in San Francisco (check out our guide to the best events) . Why? Because it’s the last good weather of ‘SF summer’ before November hits, because daylight savings time always arrives at midnight giving everyone an extra hour to party, because wearing costumes and playing a different character each night is as San Franciscan as it comes. This year is particularly insane because Halloween is on a Monday.
With that said, there is generally an over emphasis on ‘sexy’ every Halloween. In fact, many use it as an excuse to dress scantily, and some simply take it too far. Every year there are always those ‘sexy’ costumes that shouldn’t be. Those costumes that make you pause and say, “Wow, that was gross.” 2016 is no exception, and here they are:
Bro Idiot Costume
Please leave the party and get hit by a bus
Incest Cheer
“Daddy’s Girl Sexy Cheerleader Costume” by Forplay
Seriously, WTF?
Sexy Ken Bone Costume
Please exit the “Bone Zone’ immediately.
Sexy Corn?
Sexy Corn by yandy.com
They’re really aren’t words to describe this idea.
Party in my pants
Guaranteed to have you partying all by yourself.
Sexy Sesame Street
Please leave Big Bird alone you harpy.
Sexy Hillary
This is not feminism. You suck.
Not Sexy Vampire
Are you a vampire or a douche bag? Either way, you can’t come in.
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