Arts and Culture
Unlimited Margaritas = a free cab for your broke ass — LUXOR PICKS UP THE FARE!
If you’re planning on hitting the Patron hard tonight like the bro you are, don’t pass out in some random doorway, half-naked with a sombrero on your ass. Luxor Cabs is giving any sad, sorry individual in need of a ride home a free pick up and drop off.
Cinco de Mayo vs. FREE Meditation Therapy
If you actually follow the website and do some things we write about, today should give a clear impression on the trajectory of your life. Don’t worry, our analytic software can’t read your decision. We’re working on it, but just can’t seem to get the the cd out of its
Library Fine Amnesty for the Next Two Weeks
Remember that week you got all obsessed with Genghis Khan and decided you wanted to know as much about him as possible? Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about…you know where this is going. You went down to the library and got like four books about him
“Hell On Wheels”: Free Roller Derby Documentary in Park Slope
Roller derby is like a petroleum-free Nascar race held in Punta Del Este: the crowd is there to see wrecks and girls. Here is a blurb from the film’s website: “Hell on Wheels is the ass kicking documentary film telling the story of a group of Texas women who
Academy of Sciences FREE to Mission and Bernal Folks
Assuming your case of Sunday morning palsy isn’t too bad, you’re probably looking for something to do today that doesn’t involve being rained on or watching whatever awful movie is on Comedy Central. If you live in the Mission or Bernal Heights, I have just the thing for you: go
Fags! Bums! Independent Film! — SFSU Human Rights International Film Fest
I can’t keep up with the International Film Fest this year. There are so many great films that deserve my money, but I probably only have enough money to spare on one. I was pretty sad until I actually found out that my friend is throwing his own Human Rights
Look ma I’m on TV!
Ever wonder what kind of nonsense bubbles out of my mouth when asked a series of questions? Wonder no longer! Below is part 1 and 2 of an interview I did on Christina Marie TV, a local SF show. Enjoy and feel free to leave snarky comments below. It’s what
May Day Bock Party: FREE Beer and Humans Dressed as Animals
If you’ve chosen a secular holiday that celebrates the accomplishments of the labour movement over Derby debauchery, you are a better person than I, and should thusly be rewarded with free drink and board. For that, check out Brouwerij Lane in Brooklyn. There won’t be any horse, but some people