Satire/Humor/Comedy

Here’s Why Turning 30 Sucks
Growing old sucks. That’s not news to anyone, but no amount of sage advice can prepare you for the subtle ways your body reminds you that you’re going to die. I recently stumbled upon this revelation. Well, it wasn’t really a revelation. Elders have always warned the young that youth

Why Nextdoor is a NIMBY Hellscape
In the past few years I’ve become increasingly thrifty, not just for financial purposes, but environmental ones as well. In order to find the things I needed, I’d utilize craigslist and Facebook marketplace, but every now and then I’d open NextDoor. I listed my parents’ address on Nextdoor since they

8 Things to Avoid and Discuss this Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving seems to have gotten intense the last decade or so. Granted it was always a time fraught with family wide arguments about politics or sports. Maybe someone brought a vegan home or a person of color to a family with beneath the surface racisms. But this year has been

SF Muni Operator Breaks Down the Shang-Chi Bus Fight, Play-by-Play
One Muni operator’s analysis, fact-checking, and commentary on what the SF Chronicle described as the ‘second-best San Francisco car chase of all time‘ has won over the hearts of Marvel enthusiasts and public transit advocates alike. Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings features a martial arts fight scene

The Best Dates You Can Go on This Weekend (Alone or With Others!)
Every Tuesday our subscribers get this awesome roundup in their inboxes. You should sign up right here to make sure you never miss a thing. Lucero is coming to the UC Theatre! Since forming in late the ‘90s, this group of Memphis road-dogs has mixed heartfelt lyrics with the sounds

Dance Right Into This Week’s Best Events!
Every Tuesday our subscribers get this awesome roundup in their inboxes. You should sign up right here to make sure you never miss a thing. This week is one for all you dance-lovers, from world premieres to live performances to films and DJ dance parties, from hip hop to cumbia

What Comedians Actually Think of the New Chappelle Special
The Controversy There has been tremendous backlash in the LGBTQ communities, as well as an unnerving silence from a range of Comedians in regards to the heated controversy around Dave Chapelle’s latest Comedy special The Closer. Where is the appropriate line in “comedy” — from low brow humor to the

It’s Time for Me to Send You a Weird Postcard!
It’s time for me to send out weird postcards again! And real talk…the one I’ve got coming up is definitely the most ridiculous yet. So here’s how it works: Join the Broke-Ass Stuart Patreon at $6 or above and you’ll get weird postcards 4 times a year! Not only will