Straight from the sex toy experts, we found out which toys were selling best in San Francisco

If you live in the San Francisco Bay Area, or anywhere on earth for that matter, you’re no doubt privy to the ongoing and all too urgent conversations surrounding diversity in tech — or more specifically, the egregious lack thereof.

Your alarm goes off. “Fuck…” you mumble to yourself. Your mouth tastes like bad decisions and your tongue feels like sandpaper. You’re not sure if you’re hungover or still drunk but you know you’re in such bad shape that you’re even creating new swearwords, “Oh Jesus fuckhammer” you groan. Then

We wondered what it would be like for a young and plucky Elf to try and make it in modern day San Francisco. So, meet Chad, an ambitious Elf who moves to ‘the big city’ to seek his fortune.

You know the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words”? Well whoever said that obviously wasn’t clever enough to think about making pictures WITH words.

Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump endorsements for San Francisco 2015 Election

The truth about what the law does and doesn’t do for San Francisco, straight up