The best part about being a woman in the 21st century is having whatever kind of sex you want, with whoever you want, and no one will burn you alive for witchcraft! It helps you weed out the douchebags faster, and we have the medical technology to both prevent and

Men & women both love feeling useful. And trust me, if you live alone there is probably a big gaping hole in your skill set that leaves some tasks poorly done, or not done at all. I once got knocked in the head three times a week by a rod

We’ve all come to the cruel realization that orgasms are not like seamless orders. But, how do people get laid without Tinder? Of course, there are other apps, dating websites, and social media pages where you can try to turn acquaintanceship into sweaty sex via chat…but you’re tired of all

Guys, we know you love the thought of getting creative in the bedroom. Somehow you just never do. Unlike you, the ladies have a harder time coming to climax. Simply because sex, for us, is about a balance of passion and the right position. We want to be mentally and

I am a woman. I have life experience and curiosity, and aspirations, and sexual desires, and an unbelievable amount of resilience. I have no need to ever be validated by any other person; man or woman. Now that that’s established, there is one thing that’s been burning inside of me

So you want to have public sex in NYC? You filthy animal! If you’re planning this act of uncivil disobedience there are a few things you should keep in mind. 1.   Sex in public is illegal, but no one cares. If you aren’t schtooping in full view of children or brunch,

Ahhhhh, kissing under the mistletoe! You have it all planned: after partaking in some holiday cheer, you’ll maneuver your object of desire into the door frame where the familiar green twig with white is hangin (if it has red berries it’s Holly, not mistletoe), and you kiss the hell out of

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM When one thinks of sex work, too often those thoughts come laden with negative images. There are, of course, reasons for negative associations to be made, as there are reasons for sex work among women to be hotly