National

23 Oct 2020

H&M May be Dumping Clothing Labels in Elephants Nature Reserves

H&M Clothing Company is currently in hot water after a group of volunteer conservationists reported to find thousands of H&M clothing labels covering the jungle floor in the Wetahirakanda Nature Preserve, an “elephant corridor” in Sri Lanka. If you’re unfamiliar with the H&M line, it’s the type of clothing that

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22 Oct 2020

If a 102-year-old Can Vote During a Pandemic, You Have No Excuse.

Ora told CNN it’s an “enjoyment to go vote,” but she voted absentee this year for her safety due to the current pandemic.
“Well, I think we need to change presidents, for one,” she said. “So I voted for this man (Biden). I hope he does a good job.”

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20 Oct 2020

How Not to be the Next #ZoomDick: 8 Wanking-it-at-Work Tips from a Pro

Yesterday Twitter was rocked by the hashtag #ZoomDick. Legal analyst and New Yorker staff writer Jeffery Toobin was recently caught masturbating during a Zoom call with New Yorker and WNYC radio staff members. During the video call, he appears to log onto a separate call, possibly a pornography or webcam site. His colleagues reported seeing him touching his penis and masturbate himself on his video feed.

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19 Oct 2020

How to Celebrate Halloween Safely During a Pandemic

COVID has ruined everything this year, even Halloween. But I’ve got some suggestions so you can still enjoy this wicked holiday and have the cute instagram photos to prove it.

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15 Oct 2020

There’s a Presidential Debate Watch Party at the Drive-in!

To be totally honest, watching the last presidential debate was excruciating. I didn’t know I could hate Donald Trump any more than I already did, but he sure managed to make me do it. If you can stomach watching a toddler, masquerading as the President of the United States, yell

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11 Oct 2020

Cast of Dazed and Confused Reunite to Help Progressive Voter Initiatives in Texas

I was obsessed with Dazed and Confused as a teenager. It’s up there with The Goonies as one of the movies I’ve seen most in my life. Like if we put the movie on, I can probably recite every line. So you can see why I’m SO excited about this! Just

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09 Oct 2020

How to Make Sure Your Vote is Secure and Properly Counted

As you’ve probably read, the GOP is doing all kinds of nefarious things to suppress votes like slow down the post office (which messes with mail-in voting during a pandemic) and disqualifying valid voters.

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08 Oct 2020

Kamala Side Eye & Pence’s Head Fly

The VP debate was a far more traditional and cogent affair than the Presidential Debate.  The Candidates actually addressed policy and mostly refrained from personal insults or shouting over one another. The pandemic was the first topic of the VP Debate Wednesday night and throughout the debate, whether the question

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