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Debutante Hour Presents and Candy Crack
America’s favorite accordion/drum/cello power trio, the ‘œDebutante Hour,’ presents a Variety Show Telethon Bash with 20 old, Soviet rotary phones, and a silent auction (bid on great stuff like the Debutante Hour makes you cupcakes or plays a personal show in your living room or takes you canoeing in the
FREE Flapjacks with Your Holiday Shopping
Most of the time, when I’m out doing holiday shopping, the only FREE thing I get is utter annoyance. It’s like: really lady why are you walking so damn slow and down the middle of the isle so I can’t get past you? Did Jesus put you up to this
Tree Lightin’ and Figure Skatin’
You thought I was talking about Rockefeller Center, didn’t ya? Well I wouldn’t do you like that, dear readers. As someone who grew up within vomiting distance of Rockefeller Center, I spent many a miserable, overcrowded, annoying December 4th being dragged by my parents (along with my sister and any
How to Make a Sacrilicious XXX-Mas Gift
In this troubled economy, thinking about buying holiday gifts as a broke-ass can sound like a nightmare. It’s bad enough you’re eating cold three-day-old spaghetti for dinner, now you’re expected to buy a ton of presents for your friends who you secretly hate. That’s why this year I’ve decided to
The Ballad of Willy Smith
You’re sick in bed with a cold and you feel really shitty. You’ve just eaten a bowl of chicken noodle soup, chugged some OJ and swallowed a couple of Tylenol and you still don’t feel better. The only thing left to do is tune in to the one television program
Broke-Ass of the Week: Miss Heather from New York Shitty
Every week we feature a different person from the community shedding a little light on their life of brokeitude. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something about the human spirit…probably not.
10 Tracks By Which To Have An NYC Moment
Do you ever catch yourself for a moment, when you’re at a bar or restaurant, walking down a particular street, or maybe at a loft party or something– some song comes on, and suddenly you feel like you’re in some sort of movie about New York? Well, maybe you will
