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Macy’s Flower Show – Pretty Shit to Look At
I was walking near Union Square the other night, on the way to a friend’s birthday party, when I passed by Macy’s display window. I noticed that it was once again the time of year for the store’s Flower Show. While this year’s theme is “A Bohemian Garden”, after looking at
Go Publique – Well Priced Duds
Well, folks, I didn’t make it down to the orgy that was the Topshop opening the other day. As the result of some profoundly poor decision-making last week, I had one of the more brutal hangovers in recent memory all day yesterday. Needless to say, feeling as I did I
FREE Vodka Wednesdays at Blue Owl
Hump Day sounds disgusting, always has. “Bumping uglies” sounds gross too. I know people who hate the word “groin”. “Crotch” is crisp and tight to me, but friends find it equally unappetizing. One of Stuart’s friends has a website called The Fart Party. That leaves a very unpleasant taste in
$45 for 4 Days of Shows, available NOW!
4-day all-access badges have just become available to purchase for the Northside Festival in Williamsburg, a new music festival project by The L Magazine. $45 is like, INSANELY cheap for four whole days of bands that include: Vivian Girls, Bishop Allen, The Dodos, Bill Callahan, The Van Pelt, Brightblack Morning Light, O’Death, Asobi
Free Filet Mignon Sandwiches – Going Fast
For those of you who have the San Francisco book, you might remember a little passage that goes like this: Morton’s Steakhouse: 400 Post St. @ Powell I am a golden god for giving this one to you! Yes my friends this one here is fucking gorgeous! Every Monday-Friday
Broke-Ass Stuart and Monica the Intern in The Onion
Not long ago Monica the Intern and I were interviewed for a new part of The Onion’s website called Debaser. The idea behind it is that they let you promote something of yours in exchange for telling an embarrassing story. So I got to tell them all about the Fuck the Recession Party,
House Party Tuesdays @ Sway: FREE Whiskey, cheap tequila/mini burgers
Sway feels cool because it hasn’t altered the outdated sign of its predecessor McGovern’s, has good music, and an attractive crowd (reminder: low light, dark backdrops and highballs make a lot of things attractive). Hell, attractive people can make anything look cool from old school American Gladiators to modern runway
