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All Dressed Up With Nowhere To Go?
I’ve had some pretty terrible Halloweens. Working at a restaurant in the West Village (2 years in a row), getting egged while walking down 6th Avenue, running around in the cold all night trying to find the BEST PARTY EVER’ Don’t let this happen to you. If you still don’t

What Your Girl’s Male Celebrity Crushes Say About Them
Since no Broke Ass male writer has taken up the offer from Robert Redford-sympathizing commenter Erica to write a dude version of this post from last week, I’m going to go ahead and let you all exhale starting RIGHT NOW. Here it be: 1. The Jonas Brothers If your girl

The 2025 SF Beer Passport is Here!
Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 28 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 28 of the finest locally

NYC, You Want Music, Beer, and Nudes?
If you like records (or like people who like records), Shakey’s Record Fair is your Mecca! This record fair, held 4-6 times a year on weeknights, takes into consideration that Friday and Sat evenings and weekend mornings – the times when most fairs are held – are the absolute worst

What Your Dude’s Female Celebrity Crushes Say About Them
This week, I’m arbitrarily judging your boyfriend and/or dude you’re seeing, at no cost to you! You’re welcome! Megan Fox Yes, yes, we know, Megan Fox is terribly attractive. But Jesus Frederick von Christ, how can one get past the whole “Please let me into your treehouse, boys” air she

Dating and Life Lessons from Mad Men’s Peggy Olson
Our girl Peggy sure has been through a lot these past three seasons of Mad Men. I find more and more somehow that her trajectory and mine have met in this crazy middle area. What can we gather from all this? Let’s break it down (Caution: this breakdown contains spoilers

Alternate Universe?: 10 Gay People You’d Like To Date (and/or Bone)
Being a straight lady, I get greedy sometimes when it comes to my fantasies. Though, honestly, isn’t that the point? Let’s take a trip to Gayville, (population: you!) and drool over what you supposedly can’t have. Who knows, you could learn something about yourself. If you’re already gay, well then,

Six for Sexytime: Tracks to Make You Splooge
Do you wanna get laid? Sure, we all do. Here are six tracks that can put you on that road to sexytown, either all by your lonesome, or if you’re lucky enough to swindle someone into putting their mouth on your genitals and whatnot: 1. Wolf Like Me, TV On

6 Memorable Tracks from My Dating & Un-Dating Life
You know those annoying Living Social “Pick Five” type-quizzes from facebook that always superfluously appear on your newsfeed? Well, it’s about to get even more thrilling, because this time, I get to elaborate! CAN YOU IMAGINE?! Well, to be fair, I’m also sort of ripping off The A.V. Club’s Nathan