Taco Bell

01 Nov 2018

SF Celebrates Dodger Loss with Free Tacos

It’s that time of year again. When Taco Bell gives everyone a free taco, and San Francisco gets to celebrate a 2nd World Series loss for their most hated nemesis: The Los Angeles Dodgers. Taco Bell is promising a free Doritos Locos Taco to everyone in the United States for their “Steal

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02 Feb 2018

We ate the Taco Bell Nacho Fries and it wasn’t the worse thing in our mouths.

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE!   Welcome to, “We ate it, so you don’t have to.” By now, we should all know that Taco Bell’s answer to Mexicanizing something is to add nacho cheese sauce to it.

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31 Oct 2017

Everyone Can get a FREE F**** Taco

yay. It’s that time of year again, the World Series is on, and Taco Bell is offering everyone in America a free taco.  Thanks to Houston Astros outfielder Cameron Maybin, who became the nation’s new “Taco Hero” when he stole a base in the 11th inning of Game 2 on

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
13 Jun 2017

Thanks to the Warriors Everyone Gets a FREE Taco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM   Did you wake up this morning and say, “Golly, I could really go for an orange colored taco…but I don’t think I have one dollar and forty nine cents in my pocket”?  Because that’s

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
23 May 2017

The Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chip Isn’t as bad as you think it is

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM Welcome to, “We ate it, so you don’t have to.” The Taco Bell Naked Chicken Chip isn’t as bad as you think it is. It’s worse. Maybe not. Before the neighborhood got its first taqueria,

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07 Aug 2015

Mailbag!: BAS Readers Respond to Stuart’s “Poop Plan”

Hello dear readers in broke-itude! Well, it’s been a busy week here at BAS and even more so for our esteemed Editor-In-Cheap, as he sallies forth on the campaign trail. Stuart’s article in last Wednesday’s Examiner, in particular, elicited an overwhelming response in regards to our city’s lack of urgency

Stephen Torres - Threadbare-Fact Finder (Editor, San Francisco) 0
29 Dec 2014

15 Predictions for 2015 (New York Edition)

Like the old saying goes, “if you can make it here… you’re probably making 75,000$/year or more.” 1. Fashion Week will move to Bed Stuy because Williamsburg is the new Manhattan and that makes it not cool anymore. (gifatron.com) 2.  New Yorkers will walk through at least two movie shoots

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11 Mar 2014

How to See Highway 1 By Bus: Eating and Traveling Bits of California’s Coast

I’m independent and I don’t own a car. If you’re a traveler like me, then you probably try to exhaust all resources before renting a car becomes an option. I find that you can sightsee more when you’re not worried about driving on a winding road along treacherous sea-hugging cliffs. I’m always

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