Taco Bell

15 Aug 2022

The Terrifying Taco Bell & Cheeze-It Collaboration is Exactly What We Deserve

There’s little to be prideful of when considering the warped shape of things in the United States. I mean goddamn…just look around: Covid is on the rise and Monkeypox was recently declared a national emergency. Pelosi is flying around the world potentially starting WW3. And FED Chairman Jerome Powell, that

23 Dec 2021

Taco Bell is Bringing Back the Mexican Pizza

Taco Bell is apparently bringing back its ‘Mexican Pizza’,  perhaps the most confusing and mislabeled food item since ‘French toast’ was also invented by Americans.   If the rumors and leaks are true the item will be back on the menu in Spring/Summer 2022, with a bacon/ranch option.  Many of the

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27 Jan 2024

The San Francisco Beer Passport is Here!

Step into a world of adventure with the San Francisco Beer Passport. There’s no better way to explore San Francisco than to literally drink it in. This passport is amazing! Each one contains 27 coupons to buy one beer, get a second beer FREE at 27 of the finest locally

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15 Sep 2020

Taco Bell Adds ‘Jalapeño Noir Wine’ To Its Menu

Drunk and high people who love Taco Bell will want to toast to the news that Taco Bell is adding a Jalapeño Noir wine to its menu starting on September 16. But before you go planning your 5-Layer Beefy Bean Burrito blackout, the fine print of their announcement makes it

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21 Jul 2020

Meet All The Terrible Items Taco Bell Is About To Remove From Its Menu

Taco Bell is eliminating 11 bizarre and unpopular items from its menu on August 13, in their words, “to create a more efficient Taco Bell experience.” So we went and ordered all 11 of these strange menu items, many of which have names that sound like they came from a

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01 Nov 2018

SF Celebrates Dodger Loss with Free Tacos

It’s that time of year again. When Taco Bell gives everyone a free taco, and San Francisco gets to celebrate a 2nd World Series loss for their most hated nemesis: The Los Angeles Dodgers. Taco Bell is promising a free Doritos Locos Taco to everyone in the United States for their “Steal

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02 Feb 2018

We ate the Taco Bell Nacho Fries and it wasn’t the worse thing in our mouths.

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE!   Welcome to, “We ate it, so you don’t have to.” By now, we should all know that Taco Bell’s answer to Mexicanizing something is to add nacho cheese sauce to it.

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31 Oct 2017

Everyone Can get a FREE F**** Taco

yay. It’s that time of year again, the World Series is on, and Taco Bell is offering everyone in America a free taco.  Thanks to Houston Astros outfielder Cameron Maybin, who became the nation’s new “Taco Hero” when he stole a base in the 11th inning of Game 2 on

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13 Jun 2017

Thanks to the Warriors Everyone Gets a FREE Taco

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY EMPEROR NORTON’S BOOZELAND THE TENDERLOIN’S NEWEST HISTORIC DIVE.  HAPPY HOUR NOON – 7PM   Did you wake up this morning and say, “Golly, I could really go for an orange colored taco…but I don’t think I have one dollar and forty nine cents in my pocket”?  Because that’s

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