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15 Dec 2016

Holiday Gift Ideas for The People You Hate

I’ve always felt that those I love, and like, and enjoy, deserve my time. For them, I’ll go ahead and invest a good chunk of my fall and winter making their gifts myself. Yeah, I spend money on the supplies, too, but I really prefer to save the better portion

AJ Earley - Persnickety Provocateur 0
15 Dec 2016

The Best Drugs to Take Home for the Holidays

It’s that time of year again. You’re leaving the life you built to step back into whatever family dynamic you fled. You’re going to need something stronger than carbs to avoid becoming the worst version of your adolescent self again. Our mantras and best intentions can only get us through

Kaytlin Bailey 0
15 Dec 2016

White Supremacist Bloopers!

We’ve got Nazi fails, we’ve got Klan accidents, we’ve got good old fascists acting a fool! Tonight, on White Supremacist Bloopers!

Alex Mak - Managing Editor 0
14 Dec 2016

We wanna send you +1 to see Orgone!

Orgone is an 8-piece soul machine driven by Dan Hastie and Sergio Rios, once two kids from the San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles united by a hunger for raw soul recordings.  While the musicians began by covering Booker T. & the MGs, The Meters, and other giants of soul,

illyannam 0
14 Dec 2016

We wanna send you and a friend to see The Mother Hips!

The Mother Hips wind down their weekend (with performances at the Great American Music Hall on 12/16 & 12/17) with an acoustic holiday matinee at Slim’s! This year marks The Mother Hips 23rd anniversary as a band, and their six-year celebration of their own rock festival, Hipic, held in Big

illyannam 0
14 Dec 2016

7 Delicious Holiday Season Treats from Around the World

OFF MENU IS SPONSORED BY BENDER’S BECAUSE THEY ARE BADASS. DROP BY AND MAKE SOME BAD DECISIONS WITH SOME GOOD PEOPLE! Wintertime holiday season is arguably the best holiday season (excluding Halloween and with a nod to how awful your family can be). But perhaps what makes it so magical is all the

Candace Cui - Actual Unicorn 0
14 Dec 2016

How To Tell The Difference Between A Hospital And A Meat Factory

Right now, I’m lying in a hospital bed writing this from Methodist Hospital in Park Slope, Brooklyn. I’ve been admitted with pneumonia and have also been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. This facility has gorgeous marble floors, gourmet coffee, great food, a Barnes & Noble adjoined to it and even a

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