I fucking hate yoga. I fucking love yoga. I’m gonna be sore as hell tomorrow. I was thinking all this as I walked down Valencia Street…
I know I’m not a pillar of health. Hell, if we’re making pillar comparisons I’m far closer to the pillar of salt that Lot’s Wife turned into in the bible than anything else. That said, I know some of you motherfuckers love yoga and juice and other healthy stuff. So that’s
Photo from FoodNetwork.com It’s easy to see why people think you need to be rich in order to be healthy. Whole Foods is more expensive than McDonald’s. Bally’s Total Fitness costs a hell of a lot more than say, sitting on the couch and shoveling potato chips in your mouth.
1. Taking Van Ness Instead of Gough or Franklin Unless you are actually going to one of the commercial spaces on Van Ness Avenue, there is really no reason on God’s green earth for you to be taking what is consistently the most trafficked thoroughfare in SF. After all, it’s
I have an issue with the gym. Every time I walk into its dry, conditioned air, and see all the people running on their hamster tracks, all I can think is “THIS IS SO FUCKING UNNATURAL. Why are people doing this?” Well, except when I used to go to my
The Wanderlust Festival is hitting New York City on Sunday, June 9, from 1pm-6pm at Hudson River Park’s Pier 63, for a unique celebration that has been bringing yogis and renowned musicians together from coast-to-coast. Catered specifically for the broke-ass yoga enthusiast, this FREE event is sponsored by Health Magazine,
Quick quiz for my ladies: Your idea of working out most resembles: A) Fergie in – what else – her “Fergalicious” music video B) Hannah jogging – er, attempting to jog – in Girls C) Kristin Wiig and Maya Rudolph’s characters in “Bridesmaids” You probably answered “C” because you’re reading