Broke-Ass Haiku: Buy One Get One Free
So we at Broke Ass HQ, like many of you, often spend time shooting the shit and coming up with new ideas to make you laugh, cry, save money and live your life. The haiku, a Japanese form of poetry, is a beautiful and simplistic way to show your affection [try it on your girlfriend sometime when you can’t afford dinner] or contempt for something in a succinct and perfect pattern. Three lines, 17 syllables and a whole lot of potential, the haiku is gaining momentum. Consider it old school twitter (speaking of which, add us here).
The old two-for-one special is a broke-ass’s favorite thing in the world. It’s like, “Wait, you’re gonna give me two of those shits and I only gotta pay for one?” It’s like living your own Double Mint commercial. Life should always be this good.
Ode to Buy One Get One Free
When things come in two
With no extra charge, fuck yes
I’ve doubled my dreams.
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