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MIDNIGHT MOVIES AT THE CLAY — The Great Muppet Caper, Tonight!

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I can’t think of a better place to hit on someone than at a midnight Muppet movie, much less one based around journalists. If you’re actually planning on going to this thing, the people that you’ll probably see will include, but is not limited to: the lonely, the uninspired and the tasteless. But hey, they’ll probably be full of heart! Just kidding. Bring an ass pocket of whiskey, and plan on doing Statler and Waldorf proud with all your Gonzo jokes. This also might as well be the perfect breakup date — nothing says I’m sick of you quite like watching Kermit and Miss Piggy putting on a front of love. Face it, she was a lesbian.

Midnight Movies at the Clay Theatre: The Great Muppet Caper
2261 Fillmore St at Clay [Pacific Heights]
Friday, October 22nd, Midnight
$8 for students, $9.50 regular admish

Don’t forget your reporter cap!

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Ms. Miller was born in San Diego, CA to one lesbian mother and one
righteous, cheap father. Currently, she is enrolled at San Francisco
State University for a B.A. in Journalism and the approximate
completion date is around 2015. She has worked for many papers in the
Bay Area, including the Oakland Tribune and the San Mateo Country
Times and is currently the city editor at one of the most
underappreciated publications in SF, the Golden Gate [X]press. Though
she may find bargains aplenty, it only stems from the necessity of
never landing an actual job and working for hacks [like Stuart.] With
intelligence, style, poise, bite, and honesty, she will rip your heart
out; but not before writing some awesome, poignant shit. This year,
she is looking forward to bigger and better things such as: trying to
get paid for a gig, actually finding a date that isn't a loser or
fucking crazy, not calling her parents when hungover and bringing you
the best of the 7x7 everyday of the week. [By the way, I wasn't
kidding about the date thing; if you love food, booze and shoegaze,
get at me.]