I’m Hosting a Jewish Christmas Party on Christmas Day and You’re Invited!

There will be Strip Dreidel.  Yup you read that right…well there should be. I don’t recall if it worked out last year, but I’m really gonna push for it this year.

Heeb or not, you are cordially invited to spend Christmas in the company of the “chosen” people…chosen to be alienated and bored stiff when everything is closed on Christmas, that is!

Except this year, we’re doing something about it…come down to the Makeout Room on Wednesday, December 25th to:

*SPEND some quality time with our penny-pinching host for the evening, ME!

*GASP at the tuchuses and polkes as heeb and goyish burlesque dancers alike get down in our JEWISH CHRISTMAS REVUE and STRIP DREIDEL GAME!

*MARVEL at our Hanukkah bush, flown in from the guiltiest reaches of Poland, with crappy gifts afoot for everyone!

*STARE at our run of WOODY ALLEN films throughout the night, interspersed with the greatest hits of LARRY DAVID and SASCHA BARON COHEN…more details TBA

*DROOL at the fine buffeted assortment of Chinese edibles – of the pork and non-pork varieties (veggie options) included with your admission!

*SHAKE a tailfeather to the sounds of Two-time Israeli National Champion DJ Alarm (TLV) and former J Dub DJ and M.O.T. Matt Haze – you’ll KVELL!

You get all this for only TEN measly bucks.

OY, WHAT A BARGAIN!

Peep the Facebook invite for more info.

It’s a Jewish Christmas San Francisco
The Make Out Room
3225 22nd St. btw Valencia and Mission
12/25/13  –  5pm
$5 w/RSVP
$10 without