BAS Folsom 2015 In Pictures! (NSFW)

All this is thanks to Folsom Street Events…enjoy!

Well, Folsom 2015, as the interwebs predicted, the city is just a box of  glazed old-fashioneds in search of an emergency pastry chef.  In its wake, the denizens of the Barbary Coast  are just barely resuming solid food diets and starting to emerge from the week- long coma just in time for Castro Street Fair, Hardly Strictly this weekend, and Fleet Week and Italian Heritage Day next weekend.  SWEET FUCKING CHRIST, SAN PANCHO!  Can you stop tapping this long enough for Rainbow to restock it’s bins of milk thistle and detox tea or the City Clinic to order more reams of bakery tickets?????

Whew!  Well, while you guys were sweatin’ out the shakes and salving your culos, our intrepid photogs, Gerardo and Rodolfo Pérez were sorting through all the glorious shots they caught of every ban soleil-ed titty, welted ass, pup mask and riding crop there was on Folsom Street.  These guys put some serious footwork into it this year, and this very well may be our most comprehensive photo spread yet.  So, go take a tranquilizer and prepare to see yourself in every lurid shade.  Besos!!- S.T.

THE FOLSOM STREET FAIR

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27, 2015

THE MAINSTAGE

Co-emcee Daphne Gesthunheit.

Las muñecas Tamale Ringwald, comediatrix Marga Gómez, and co-emcees Roxy Cotten Candy and Daphne Gesthunheidt.

Las Muñecas Cholula Caliente.

Las Muñecas!

Vain Hein

Dale Bozzio and Missing Persons

FOLSOM STREET

BAAHS

THE OASIS

Guess who?

THE LONE STAR SALOON

THE SF EAGLE & STAGE

Pansy Division

The woman with the 0″ wasit, Miss Violet Chachki!

..and her pet, Boomer.

Gerardo goes where the wild things are.

THE END

Wipe your chins, ladies, that ‘s it.  Broke-Ass Stuart’s Goddamn Website would like to thank Folsom Street Events, The SF Eagle, and the SF Oasis for all their help.  Most especially, though, we want to thank the Pérez Brothers for their fantastic work.  

See you next year!