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02 Dec 2020

Monolith Mystery Solved: It Was Four Dudes, Not Aliens

Two mysterious monoliths have appeared in remote areas these last couple weeks, one in Utah and the other in Romania, prompting worldwide speculation that it was definitely aliens who did this. The Broke-Ass Investigative Monolith Team does not have an office in Romania, but after the sudden disappearance of the

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02 Dec 2020

8 Things That Are NOT Your Server’s Fault

We live in a world where everyone wants to place blame on someone else so they know who to take out their frustrations on. The next time you go out to eat in a restaurant these are the things that are not your server’s fault, so stop blaming them. How

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01 Dec 2020

SF Considers Tighter COVID-19 Restrictions, California Flirts With Lockdown

Gov. Gavin Newsom Monday announced that the state could be headed toward another shelter-in-place order. The news comes as 99 percent of California’s population is already subject to the state’s most restrictive purple tier in the COVID-19 Blueprint for a Safer Economy. That means that more than 39 million California

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01 Dec 2020

In Rare Show of Spine, Barr Says DOJ Can’t Find Fraud to Overturn Election

If you only pay attention to the current president’s Twitter account and Donald Trump-approved “media” outlets, you might think the election was fraught with fraud and nefarious underpinnings, and you’d think Trump may still have a shot at reclaiming his White House throne. Thankfully, we get our information elsewhere.  In

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01 Dec 2020

Former SCU Employee Accused of Constructing Room with Mattress and Sex Toys on Campus, Possessing Child Porn

Santa Clara police issued a disturbing press release Monday evening involving child pornography and a “makeshift room” with a mattress in the basement of Santa Clara University. San Jose resident and former university maintenance worker Jason Cameron Brown, 49, became the subject of investigation in October after the basement room

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30 Nov 2020

San Francisco’s New COVID Cases by Neighborhood

The new COVID infection rate in San Francisco is at it’s highest level ever. We are now averaging 137 new confirmed cases a day in our city.

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29 Nov 2020

Capitalism, Racism, and Black Friday: Deconstructing America’s History of Exploitation

Reclaim Black Friday is calling on brands to redistribute a percentage of their sales to Black and Indigenous land-based organizations, instead of running sales during Black Friday weekend.

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